- A few clowns short of a circus…
- A few fries short of a Happy Meal…
- An experiment in artificial stupidity
- A few beers short of a six pack
- Dumber than a box of hair
- Doesn’t have all his Cornflakes in one box
- The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead
- One taco short of a combo platter
- All foam, no beer
- The cheese slid off his cracker
- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
- Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
- Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
- He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
- As smart as bait
- Chimney’s clogged
- Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor
- Forgot to pay his brain bill
- Her sewing machine’s out of thread
- His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels
- His belt doesn’t go through all the loops
- If he had another brain, it would be lonely
- Missing a few buttons on his remote control
- No grain in the silo
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse
- Receiver is off the hook
- Slinky’s kinked
- Too much yardage between the goal posts
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
- Half a bubble off plumb
- A few sandwiches short of a picnic
A Stupid Person Is...
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